{"product_id":"poetry-for-neanderthals-word-guessing-card-game","title":"Poetry for Neanderthals Word-Guessing Card Game","description":"Condition: NEW\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA word game where u must speak good or get hit with a stick\n\nIt’s good to be a Poet. It’s good to be a Neanderthal. What isn’t good is being both of those things at the same time. \n\nAs a Poet, you’d love to recite thoughtful prose like:\n\nThe mighty Woolly Mammoth makes a mockery of my tiny hairless body.\n\nBut as a Neanderthal, you’re only capable of saying: \n\nThe most strong big thing with trunk and much hair make fun of my too-small bald bones and skin. \n\nThe trouble for you is that as a Neanderthal, you don’t know any words that are more than one syllable. The trouble for your team is that they’re listening to a Neanderthal recite poetry…\n\nPoetry for Neanderthals® is a family-friendly party game similar to Taboo® where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they can only use single syllable words to give clues. If they use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to bop them with a 2-foot inflatable club (the NO! Stick). Basically, it’s a game that forces you to sound a little bit dumb.\n\nIt’s a game of poetry. It’s poetry for neanderthals.\n\nAudience: Age 7+\nPlayers: 2+\n\nWhat's in the Box?\n200 double-sided Poetry cards\n90-second sand timer\nPoet point slate\nTeam point slate\n2-ft. inflatable club (the NO! Stick)\nRepair patch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUPC: 852131006303\u003cbr\u003eMPN: 6508395\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEwirelessgear is not an authorized reseller or distributor of Exploding Kittens products. While Ewirelessgear only offers genuine, authentic items for sale, these products may differ in certain respects from those sold by authorized sellers of Exploding Kittens including but not limited to the absence of a manufacturer’s warranty or access to customer support. Any warranties referenced by the original manufacturer may not apply. Ewirelessgear is not affiliated with or endorsed by Exploding Kittens in any way. All product names, logos, and trademarks are the property of Exploding Kittens its affiliates, or its licensors, and are used here only to identify the products being sold.","brand":"Exploding Kittens","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51282139906324,"sku":"NY_852131006303","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1770\/5691\/files\/ny_852131006303.jpg?v=1776457140","url":"https:\/\/ewirelessgear.com\/products\/poetry-for-neanderthals-word-guessing-card-game","provider":"Ewirelessgear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}